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She couldn't resist showing off her legs in the living room or her slender shoulders in the kitchen so I couldn't resist when we finally started making out in the bedroom

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He lied there, his wife in his arms.

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"You've got a friend in me", My father happily sung the familiar childrens movie line to me.

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I contemplated it for a few days, knowing full well that this would kill me, and eventually came to realize I just can’t live another day without Jack!

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It was recently discovered that cats really do have nine lives

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Mom said I couldnnt eat the cookies she baked because I was allergic to almonds,

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Why is the tongue removed during an autopsy?

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“I always knew someday I would be a father!” I said to the woman.

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After multiple attempts, humanity has finaly found the way to explore other galactics

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She couldn't resist showing off her legs in the living room or her slender shoulders in the kitchen so I couldn't resist when we finally started making out in the bedroom	12
He lied there, his wife in his arms.	12
[deleted by user]	12
"You've got a friend in me", My father happily sung the familiar childrens movie line to me.	12
I contemplated it for a few days, knowing full well that this would kill me, and eventually came to realize I just can’t live another day without Jack!	12
It was recently discovered that cats really do have nine lives	12
Mom said I couldnnt eat the cookies she baked because I was allergic to almonds,	12
Why is the tongue removed during an autopsy?	12
“I always knew someday I would be a father!” I said to the woman.	12
After multiple attempts, humanity has finaly found the way to explore other galactics	12